Quest of Stains

Hentai, Pirates, and Cats OH MY!

A Quest to Collect the Dragon Balls

So the priest in Brightwood that was raising Lucy with Alice let us know that the forest had been acting strange lately. Of course we have to check it out, when things stop acting right it’s usually one of those orbs. Heading North-West into the centre of the forest we encountered a pack of Dire Wolves. Now all we wanted to do was help the forest so I kindly told them to bugger off so we could get on our way. As night got ever closer, Dare, Kobato and Aiken set up camp while Kuromori and I went to try to gather some food. We found a large boulder with two strange plants on them and one very dead man on the ground. On one plant, there were berries. Very, very poisonous berries. The other was an Assassin Vine. Threw a couple of fireballs at the Assassin Vine and Kuromori made a massive leap up the rock the strike it. Grabbed some poison berries and a few bags that release tentacle things that grab the nearest person. Kinky.
~Neylea

Frankly, I don’t remember much before the berries. They must have done something after I ate them, because APPARENTLY they were poisonous. That grrr of a Druid didn’t let me know. Any ways, anomalies were happening throughout the forest. Animals were disappearing and people were constantly getting lost in what seemed to be an ever recurring forest. From what we gathered from the town outside of the forest, a Druid (too many Druids) knew the way to the centre and if I have learned anything from my years doing jobs, the centre is where shit goes down. After the druid led us to the centre we discovered a lake with a island in the centre. I swam the lake like a bad-ass and lead the party to what appeared to be some ruins on pillars. Standing on stone and not understanding what the pillars were, Kobato got fed up and smashed the ground, breaking the stone and revealing a hole and basically another dungeon. After jumping, fighting, skype messaging (get premium now), trap dodging, bolder running, slime fighting, cloaking wearing, cloak strangling, and rune matching we discovered the third “dragon ball” as Maria calls them, the problems in forest seemed to stop. Yay for hippies. After leaving the dungeon Neylea deciced to stay behind and train with the totally lesbian, old druid lady. Well fuck her anyway I guess, the world is totally not in any danger, but who am I to judge, I want my pay and then I want out. Speaking of pay, to spend the money we have earned Aiken suggested we sail to Sundol, land of deserts, racism, slaves, and bazaars. I learned how to sale the S.S Pimp Boat and we started our not so smooth sailing to Slaves-ville. On the way there pirates (yarr) decided to come up beside us and attack. So while the majority of the party stayed below deck sleeping Me, Aiken, and Kobato fought the pirates until something un-expected happened. It started raining cats, well cat. Swooping in from the sky, a previously unknown figure (we now know as Fluffy) kicked some pirate ass, whilst dumb, dumber, and Scooby tried to catch a “fish”. Defeating all the pirates except the Captain we all banded together and pulled a treasure chest from the river. We persuaded the Captain to pick the lock on account we let him live, but then he opened the chest and we brutally beat him, then Fluffy finished that shit. With this cat now on our ship (whom was kinda being mean) we continued to Slaves-ville. Arriving and doing some paper work we got into the Oasis city of Dallol with most of our party desguised as slaves. This is where I sit writing this now as Kobato walks by me with a newly bought slave.
What.
the.
fuck.

29/5/957
~Dare

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